About Us

So you may be wondering who we are and what we do? Are we young hipsters? Creating a social commentary because our soft lives of hand-me-outs and unearned opportunity has given us a false sense of intellectual superiority? Perhaps we are a group of ruffians, with brilliant minds, who work as day laborers to survive our world of gang violence and urban warfare? Maybe even a rebel group of hotshot reporters, who have grown tired of the global media machine and who express our disapproval through comedy? The truth would much more equatable to The Three Stooges. Three nerds who through our wanderings through life have decided to document our years of sarcastic humor in the vain hopes that some will listen.

Why listen to us you say? Because we smart, we know stuff, and if you were looking for anything serious you wouldn’t be here. If you don’t like what we say then either: 1) You are stupid, 2) You have no sense of humor, or 3) We are making fun of you. There is the possibility that our article was simply not that funny, in that case we offer no apology. If you would like our articles to improve then we would ask to you click on our sponsors or donate to our site; otherwise it’s free and you can shut up. If you do enjoy our material, even slightly, then we would ask you to join our crusade of stupidity.

We are fighting fire with fire, ignoring the fact that water would be a better choice. Our crusade of ignorance will be waged from the front lines as we attempt to dowse the flames of pretentiousness, political correctness, social conformity, and fear mongering. We want you to understand that we are like you, we could get mad, we could yell or scream and devote our site to changing the world. Instead we realized that is too hard and we would have to argue with lots of people, and we have real jobs, lives and families. We know we won’t make a difference or stop the stupidity, but we can let them know that they are not as important as they’d like to think, and we all laugh at them behind their backs.

Join the crusade, take your seat in the throne at the front of the class, and crown yourself with theduncecap.