After another reelection, Vladamir Putin seems to be able to never have to worry about a job again. He also aims to ratify the Russian constitution [Read More]
Walk Softly and Carry a Big Mac
North Korea has agreed to allow IAEA inspectors back into its country and to halt its nuclear weapons production, in return the US is sending [Read More]
Nobel Peace of Shit
2012 Nominations for the esteemed prize have come out with many notable nominees. Just to name a few of the 230 are; former President Bill Clinton, [Read More]
us apologizes for Koran Burning
After two days of rioting following the mistaken burning of copies of the Koran by U.S. Troops, NATO Forces have again released an apology to the [Read More]
Syrian terrorist released, heads for the rainbow
A high level Al-Queda target has been released by Syria in retaliation to sanctions put forth by the US. The Spanish born Mustafa Setmariam Nasar, [Read More]
KemoMan
The largest solar storm in the past seven years will be showing the earth with radioactive particles from the sun this week, affecting GPS systems, [Read More]
France surrenders to Afghanistan
A single rouge Afghan soldier has succeeded in breaking the will of the French people and has accepted the unconditional surrender of all French forces following an unprovoked attack [Read More]
A three hour tour, a three hour tour
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from a Roman port Aboard a large cruise ship. The mate was a mighty drinking [Read More]
R. Kelly Sings to Marines
After participating in a recent USO tour, noted artist and urine enthusiast R. Kelly was “showered” with praise by grateful Marines.
Respect my Authoriti
Whether its the second chin, the beady eyes or the selfish ideological bent, there is no denying an uncanny resemblance between Kim Jong Un and [Read More]
Yea! Libya is going Sharia
So, what’s hot in the Arab world? Apparently it’s not democracy. The newly formed government of Libya has decided.…wait for it.…to be an Islamic State! This is wonderful [Read More]
Iranian Navy Patrols the Atlantic
Threats by the Iranian government to patrol their naval forces along the Eastern United States have been confirmed. Sightings have come in across the North [Read More]
Oh man, it’s Iran.
U.S. diplomats are scrambling to send out apology notices to the rest of the world for once again inviting Iran to a party at the United [Read More]













KID
April 24, 2012: Local Man Lives The Dream
March 14, 2012: The Brow Down Factor
March 14, 2012: Budshiza
March 12, 2012: Charlie Sheen Undergoes Cloning-Sex Change Opperation!
March 10, 2012: Gold Rush — Condensed
March 7, 2012: Beyond Superdome
March 6, 2012: Do you feel lucky punk?
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March 6, 2012: Pay Attention Civies!
March 6, 2012: Walk Softly and Carry a Big Mac
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March 1, 2012: It Breeds!
March 1, 2012: Nobel Peace of Shit
March 1, 2012: Rich People Are Assholes
February 29, 2012: Dear Buick
February 29, 2012: Steve’s Thoughts-0700
February 27, 2012: Angelina Jolie Has A Little Capn’ In Her