PUTIN 2024

PUTIN 2024

After another reelection, Vladamir Putin seems to be able to never have to worry about a job again. He also aims to ratify the Russian constitution [Read More]

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Mac

Walk Softly and Carry a Big Mac

North Korea has agreed to allow IAEA inspectors back into its country and to halt its nuclear weapons production, in return the US is sending [Read More]

Nobel Peace of Shit

Nobel Peace of Shit

2012 Nominations for the esteemed prize have come out with many notable nominees. Just to name a few of the 230 are; former President Bill Clinton, [Read More]

us apologizes for Koran Burning

us apologizes for Koran Burning

After two days of rioting following the mistaken burning of copies of the Koran by U.S. Troops, NATO Forces have again released an apology to the [Read More]

Syrian terrorist released, heads for the rainbow

Syrian terrorist released, heads for the rainbow

A high level Al-Queda target has been released by Syria in retaliation to sanctions put forth by the US. The Spanish born Mustafa Setmariam Nasar, [Read More]

KemoMan

KemoMan

The largest solar storm in the past seven years will be showing the earth with radioactive particles from the sun this week, affecting GPS systems, [Read More]

France surrenders to Afghanistan

France surrenders to Afghanistan

A single rouge Afghan soldier has succeeded in breaking the will of the French people and has accepted the unconditional surrender of all French forces following an unprovoked attack [Read More]

A three hour tour, a three hour tour

A three hour tour, a three hour tour

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from a Roman port Aboard a large cruise ship. The mate was a mighty drinking [Read More]

R. Kelly Sings to Marines

R. Kelly Sings to Marines

After participating in a recent USO tour, noted artist and urine enthusiast R. Kelly was “showered” with praise by grateful Marines.

Respect my Authoriti

Respect my Authoriti

Whether its the second chin, the beady eyes or the selfish ideological bent, there is no denying an uncanny resemblance between Kim Jong Un and [Read More]

Yea! Libya is going Sharia

Yea! Libya is going Sharia

So, what’s hot in the Arab world? Apparently it’s not democracy. The newly formed government of Libya has decided.…wait for it.…to be an Islamic State! This is wonderful [Read More]

Iranian Navy Patrols the Atlantic

Iranian Navy Patrols the Atlantic

Threats by the Iranian government to patrol their naval forces along the Eastern United States have been confirmed. Sightings have come in across the North [Read More]

Oh man, it's Iran.

Oh man, it’s Iran.

U.S. diplomats are scrambling to send out apology notices to the rest of the world for once again inviting Iran to a party at the United [Read More]

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