Super Tuesday has left the GOP still without a clear front runner and leaders inside the party have decided its time to take drastic measures to [Read More]

Dear Iran, Go ahead, make my day. Sincerely, The United States

North Korea has agreed to allow IAEA inspectors back into its country and to halt its nuclear weapons production, in return the US is sending [Read More]

Nicole, “Snooki” Polizzi is reported to be carrying some vile form of hell-spawn within her womb. The unborn fetus has been suspected for the past [Read More]

2012 Nominations for the esteemed prize have come out with many notable nominees. Just to name a few of the 230 are; former President Bill Clinton, [Read More]

Rich people are assholes.… How can we here at the DC make such a claim…because science says so! http://consumer.healthday.com/Article.asp?AID=662161 We thank science for proving what most [Read More]

Mitt Romney is scrambling to reestablish himself as the unopposed candidate for the Republican Party after a recent surge by Rick Santorum. Santorum, whose recent sweep [Read More]

Noted comedian and talk show host Ellen Degeneres is in the center of a controversy with JC Penny and a group called One Million Moms. The apparent controversy [Read More]

America, I know Newt Gingrich isn’t going to get the Republican nomination, I hope he still runs on his own, he’s got my vote. You may [Read More]

Steven, Oh poor Steven, For a man who is a judge on American Idol I believe the obvious statement would be for you to tender your resignation immediately. Many Americans [Read More]

The DC gladly supports Mr. Colbert, we are with him in spirit and will gladly encourage others to contribute to the cause (we are all [Read More]

Ensuring the possibility of future enlistees, the Navy had its first “homecoming kiss” by lesbians. The DC is proud to stand up and wave our [Read More]

Secretary of Defense, Leon Panetta, with the help of sandwich giant Quizno’s has reported to be launching a new sandwich. Very little information about the sandwich, code [Read More]