Rich people are assholes.… How can we here at the DC make such a claim…because science says so! http://consumer.healthday.com/Article.asp?AID=662161 We thank science for proving what most [Read More]
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The largest solar storm in the past seven years will be showing the earth with radioactive particles from the sun this week, affecting GPS systems, [Read More]
Listeria Hysteria II: Guadalupe’s Revenge
Efforts by the CDC have proven unsuccessful to stop the spread of the dreaded Listeria bacteria discovered in Fine Mexican Food Products. The bacteria has evaded [Read More]
Lysteria Hysteria
Fine Mexican Food Products has issued a recall of cases of avocado pulp and avocado halves after contamination by the Listeria bacteria was discovered in manufacturing [Read More]
Glowing Monkey Cats
Top scientists have recently produced a cat that can resist FIV, or feline immunodeficiency virus, using the combined DNA from both monkeys and jellyfish. According to scientists [Read More]
SpongeBob Ants in the Pants
Researchers studying the effects of television programming and children’s behavior have found a negative effect from “SpongeBob SquarePants”. The study found that an alarming number of 4 year-olds, [Read More]
Infinite Wealth
Car maker Infiniti has teamed up with watch maker Bell & Ross to create a limited edition $5000.00 watch to coincide with the release of its [Read More]
NASA Releases Photos
NASA has released photos from previous Apollo missions showing tracks on the moon from the Lunar Rover and footprints left by the astronauts. The photos were [Read More]
Caveman: Porn or Prophecy?
Research into the origins of man have revealed interesting facts about our early ancestors. Not only did they explore the farthest reaches of the known [Read More]
Space Station to Rain Pee on Pacific Ocean
The International Space Station (ISS) has loaded 1.3 tons of junk and urine into a 640 million dollar Space Freighter the “Johannes Kepler” and plans on [Read More]
Don’t cha Know It
A Canadian Robot known as Dextre has completed its first task aboard the International Space Station. Dextre is a robotic handyman and has successfully replaced a faulty circuit [Read More]
Apple Releases the IDrunk
CNET has reported that an Apple employee has yet again lost another next generation IPhone. The first incident happened last year before the release of the [Read More]
Facebook Shows Restraint, Still Pointless
Facebook will make modifications to its website to attempt to make privacy controls easier for users to operate. Updates include users having the ability to approve [Read More]













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April 24, 2012: Local Man Lives The Dream
March 14, 2012: The Brow Down Factor
March 14, 2012: Budshiza
March 12, 2012: Charlie Sheen Undergoes Cloning-Sex Change Opperation!
March 10, 2012: Gold Rush — Condensed
March 7, 2012: Beyond Superdome
March 6, 2012: Do you feel lucky punk?
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March 6, 2012: Pay Attention Civies!
March 6, 2012: Walk Softly and Carry a Big Mac
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March 1, 2012: It Breeds!
March 1, 2012: Nobel Peace of Shit
March 1, 2012: Rich People Are Assholes
February 29, 2012: Dear Buick
February 29, 2012: Steve’s Thoughts-0700
February 27, 2012: Angelina Jolie Has A Little Capn’ In Her