Research into the origins of man have revealed interesting facts about our early ancestors. Not only did they explore the farthest reaches of the known [Read More]

Unfortunately for Fred, he is dead, and in an even worse turn of luck, his next of kin have no taste. When Fred’s wife was handed [Read More]

The Obama administration has offered help to the beleaguered U.S. Postal Service by giving it three extra months to try and make a $5.5 billion [Read More]

The International Space Station (ISS) has loaded 1.3 tons of junk and urine into a 640 million dollar Space Freighter the “Johannes Kepler” and plans on [Read More]

Fox News widens it’s base by adding a female anchor that is not blond or white but looks like Katey Segal. Oh Fox, you almost have [Read More]

Rebel negotiators continue talks with loyalists of Muammar el-Qaddafi in the desert town of Bani Walid and the coastal town of Surt. The rebel negotiators [Read More]

A 16-mile wide blaze continues to burn out of control in south central Texas. The blaze has consumed more than 14,000 acres and 300 homes. The [Read More]

In response to the recent job report in August, showing zero growth and the unemployment rate at 9.1%, the White House released a statement saying, “The [Read More]

Turkey will be applying for an investigation of Israel’s blockade of Gaza to the International Court of Justice. Recent relations between Turkey and Israel have chilled [Read More]

Dancing with the stars has stirred controversy once again by inviting Chaz Bono, the daughter (or is it son?) of Cher and Sonny Bono to [Read More]

The US federal government, in a rare act of ball-possession, is filing suit against 17 major banks. The Federal Housing Finance Agency (FHFA), on behalf of Fannie [Read More]

Tropical Storm Lee is expected to make landfall this weekend, bringing up to 20 inches of rain to parts of northern Florida. The storm is expected [Read More]

Millions of Christians around the world groaned and shook their heads as they realized that once again they’ve been made to look like assholes following [Read More]