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Biden Pulls Off ‘Dine & Dash’ on China
Vice President Joe Biden wraps up his seven day Asian trip which included visits to China, Mongolia and Japan. The visit had many highlights and was [Read More]
Earthquakes Rock
A magnitude 5.8 earthquake rocked the nation’s capitol, with tremors felt as far away as the Carolinas and New York. Lawmakers called an emergency session following [Read More]
Gaddafi, the Urchin, and the Prince
Muammar Gaddafi’s compound has been overrun as rebel forces gain control over the capitol city. Fighting has been intense in areas around the capitol and within [Read More]
Bagel Shop Employee Scoops Bagel
This morning, a bagel shop employee “scooped” a bagel, dutifully earning a portion of the federally mandated $2.13 per hour wage he is paid. The portly office worker who [Read More]
Californian expats declare “I’m from California.”
Yesterday, across the Eastern United States, every man, woman, and child who have at one time lived in California asserted that they are “from California”. Millions [Read More]
Perverts Rejoice, Sony Has Your Back
Perverts around the world rejoice! No longer will you have to play back that outdated grainy, shaky, blurred zoom-footage of the neighbor . Your days of getting [Read More]
First Racist Hurricane of the Year
Hurricane Irene’s name may seem benign but the beeline path for the impoverished islands of the Caribbean is clearly malign. With thousands of miles of water [Read More]
Clapping Has Fallen on Deaf Hands
With more and more American’s hands consumed with other things, clapping seems to be on the decline. A recent Online University study shows millions of Americans are [Read More]












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