Today a local man has finally “Had it up to here”. With no further explanation the local man threw down his keys and shouted, “That’s it, [Read More]

Reports that the Hollywood bad-boy has undergone a shocking very complicated cloning procedure at the same time having the clone changed to women. Two version have [Read More]

This show is a pain in the ass to watch. If I left a toddler in the woods of Alaska, that child could find gold easier than these [Read More]

Nicole, “Snooki” Polizzi is reported to be carrying some vile form of hell-spawn within her womb. The unborn fetus has been suspected for the past [Read More]

0700 a.m. Local Gas Station I hate going to work. I’m not even tired I just hate going to that stupid place. Should I fill it up? [Read More]

Thank God for celebrities.

Round about the table we go: In the poisons gossips we throw. Star Jones, comes from under cold stone Daytime talk she once called home Venomous spit [Read More]

Whitney Houston passed away early Sunday morning just in time help boost ratings to one of the most spurned awards shows in entertainment, the Grammys. [Read More]

Another sure to-be short lived celebrity couple give birth to another ridiculously named child. It has less than no chance of a normal life. Photo proof.

The History channel will add another series to its reality television lineup called “Amped”, a telling story of the men and women who risk their lives [Read More]

It’s a new year. Some of us are struggling to find reasons to hold on another year. Here is a great one, Prometheus. There are probably tens of thousands [Read More]

This Friday, November 11^th, we take a moment in this country to honor those who have sacrificed so much for this country. With this country going to [Read More]

FBI Agents raided locations across the United States this weekend taking out what is being called the largest child pornography ring in history. Thousands of agents [Read More]