So like, there is was this guy, and he had like some guns and knives, and somebody said he came in the house and shot somebody. [Read More]

Today a local man has finally “Had it up to here”. With no further explanation the local man threw down his keys and shouted, “That’s it, [Read More]

March Madness kicks off with the announcement of 2012 tournament seeds. Predictions for the tournament vary but the heavily favored seed goes to the Uni-Brow that rests upon the forehead of [Read More]

Budweiser Select, now Bud Light Platinum…fool me once, shame on you. Not again Budweiser, I’m tired of you making me look like an ass. You [Read More]

Reports that the Hollywood bad-boy has undergone a shocking very complicated cloning procedure at the same time having the clone changed to women. Two version have [Read More]

This show is a pain in the ass to watch. If I left a toddler in the woods of Alaska, that child could find gold easier than these [Read More]

Super Tuesday has left the GOP still without a clear front runner and leaders inside the party have decided its time to take drastic measures to [Read More]

Dear Iran, Go ahead, make my day. Sincerely, The United States

After another reelection, Vladamir Putin seems to be able to never have to worry about a job again. He also aims to ratify the Russian constitution [Read More]

North Korea has agreed to allow IAEA inspectors back into its country and to halt its nuclear weapons production, in return the US is sending [Read More]

After two separate crashes from two controversial drivers NASCAR spokesmen have tentatively put for a few policy changes. Boss Hog, president of the Good Ol’ Boys [Read More]

Nicole, “Snooki” Polizzi is reported to be carrying some vile form of hell-spawn within her womb. The unborn fetus has been suspected for the past [Read More]

2012 Nominations for the esteemed prize have come out with many notable nominees. Just to name a few of the 230 are; former President Bill Clinton, [Read More]