
So like, there is was this guy, and he had like some guns and knives, and somebody said he came in the house and shot somebody. And then, wait wait, and then he took all the stuff in the house, like the TV, all the monies, all the toys and stuff and then he ran away. So then, um…he went down the street and he was like jumping over cars and bushes and then, guess what? The cops the found out that he took stuff so like um, he started running faster but the cops had fast cars and they came chasing after him and then guess what? They had to start shooting at him.
So this guy pulls out a gun, no wait, he pulls out two guns and one was a machine gun that he just took and he started shooting back. And then, no listen, this is the most awesomest part, and then he was shooting and the cops dogged all his bullets and while they were dogging the bullets they shot him twice in the chest. But wait the guy was really really strong ‚or maybe on drugs, and he didn’t die so then he like, got up and kept trying to get away but the cop dog chased him down and bit his leg.
So then this guy starts trying to fight the dog, but the dog bit his leg and he couldn’t run anymore so the cops came and chased him down. Then, this is cool, the cops have these guns that like shoot electricity and it like explodes lighting on the guy, so they shot him and all these sparks and fire blew up on him and it finally took him down. Then they took him to jail and he won’t get out for like hundreds of years or something like that.
Yea.

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