Mar 142012
March Madness kicks off with the announcement of 2012 tournament seeds. Predictions for the tournament vary but the heavily favored seed goes to the Uni-Brow that rests upon the forehead of Kentucky’s Anthony Davis.
The Uni-Brow has been an intimidating force this basketball season and has helped Kentucky gain its number one seed. The brow has been able to freak most opponents out this year causing them to spend more time starring at Anthony Davis’s forhead then playing baketball. Experts agree that the freakish intimaditon factor of the Brow will likely put it as the winner for the tournament.
Take a look at the DC’s predictions in our printable NCAA tournament bracket.
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