NASCAR POLICY CHANGE

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After two separate crashes from two controversial drivers NASCAR spokesmen have tentatively put for a few policy changes.

Boss Hog, president of the Good Ol’ Boys board for NASCAR had this to say, “We here at NASCAR have always been proud of our Southern traditions. After crashes by a female driver and then a foreign driver, we have decided to return to our redneck policies and ban all drivers that are not white southern males.” “This policy will extend to any Yankees or Westerners who have entered our sport.”

In addition to the driver and crew changes, the only tracks permitted for race events will be south of the Mason Dixon Line, see this map for assistance choosing. http://find.mapmuse.com/interest/nascar-tracks