Steve’s Thoughts-0700

Feb 292012

0700 a.m. Local Gas Station

I hate going to work. I’m not even tired I just hate going to that stupid place.

Should I fill it up? Maybe if I only put half a tank in it will make it seem not as bad on the wallet.

3.76 a gallon, what is that times 12 gallons?, What does this piece of shit hold, twelve or fifteen gallons. I think its fifteen. So that should be like 40 to 45 dollars.… fuck, 50 bucks so I can drive to work.

Might as well fill it up, I’m already 30 bucks in, once the dick is this deep in your ass what is a few more inches.

Look at this dude over here, big ol’ duely diesel, you’re badass arn’t you? Bet all the ladies eat that shit up, hope your overcompensation is worth a 100 bucks a tank.

Are those rims on a diesel, you have to be fucking kidding me.

Well that tops her off…48.73, amazing, so I fill up twice a week, I spend 100 bucks a week to sit at a place that I hate

I spend money to go to work, to be miserable, to make money, to spend more money on needs, so I am capable to go back to work the next day to yet again be miserable, this must be some level of hell

Oh well, I need some coffee

0710 a.m. Inside Gas Station

I’m going to be late, what the hell is taking so long?

Lotto?, Who fucking buys Lotto at 7 am?

Is he seriously cashing in scratch offs too, he doesn’t give to shits that he’s holding up the line

This is the kind of asshole that wins the lotto” ” Is he even buying anything…well surprise surprise he sure is, a carton of Dorals and a 12 pack of Natty Ice…good for you, its 7 am why the hell not

You know I’m dogging this guy but look at my dumbass, suit, tie, hair gelled up, about to go be miserable in a fluorescent graveyard built of cubicles and copy machines

I think this fucker might be on to something

0715 a.m. Commuting to Work

Why is this little bitch riding my ass? Can she not see the giant yellow school bus in front of me?

Apparently not, hard to see the road when you are staring at a phone

I’m going to jam the breaks when we get moving, see what happens

Here it comes.…NOW.….HAHAHA, that scared the shit out of her

Violent hand movements and she’s till on the phone, she just flipped me off…oh this makes my day

That’s right bitch you know everything at 16 don’t you, go ahead and ride me again

Now to really set her off…lets just ease off this accelerator.…..

45 mph… still on my ass, 35 mph… still on my ass, OK, 20 mph…look at her, she’s livid!

She’s getting froggy, can’t let her pass, I’ll just speed up and head on into work

Well that was fun, glad I could have a laugh at her expense