Perverts Rejoice, Sony Has Your Back

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Perverts around the world rejoice! No longer will you have to play back that outdated grainy, shaky, blurred zoom-footage of the neighbor . Your days of getting “danger close” to your prey have come to an end.

Sony has just released the DEV3 and DEV5. As you may have guessed the bigger number means better. 10X vs. top shelf closeup 20X. While Sony says the DEV is HD, true scumbags will notice that 720 just doesn’t cut it. Real men drive 85 Chevy Panel Vans, and real men want 1080!

This is still the biggest leap forward in perv-tech, so tell your wife you’re going to go look at birds or whatever, fire up the Econoline, and make a day out of it.

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